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Macarons

foxylikestoeat:

Filled with ganache, lemon curd & vanilla cream cheese, mango jam & vanilla cream cheese. They’re not all equal in size but this is the first time I ever made these.

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I’m very proud of my macarons. I was told that they were delicious. (I can’t eat them myself.) ^__^

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I think Gordon Ramsey is a lovely person.

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Anonymous said: Do you think there are differences between vaginas when it comes to tightness? I'm worried about mine.

You need to stop pretending to be a different person every time. The last time you messaged me you had a penis and before that you had a vagina. And, rather magically, now you have a vagina again. I haven’t blocked you because I was actually interested in seeing how many times you were going to do this. Please, if you want to be dishonest at least be more clever and cover your tracks. I am embarrassed for you.

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There’s something about Jo Brand that’s very very sexy.

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Anonymous said: Do you like having your picture taken?

No, it’s awful.

My best friend’s an exception. He’s been taking pictures of me for ten years (he’s a photographer) so I’m used to his photoshoots. He even has naked pictures of me, ha.

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http://yourmoansareasymphony.tumblr.com/post/95754169882/strangleholdclimax-i-thought-this-might-make

strangleholdclimax:

I thought this might make you hard.

Would read these to me? Bedtime story/foreplay?

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Anonymous said: Did you ever get the broken screw out of the wall?

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I’ve been putting up shelves and assembling furniture the whole day. It’s been really nice because drilling is one of my favourite activities. I just got a little bit too excited and decided to tighten a screw with my impact drill. I knew I shouldn’t have but I was like, hammer drill, hell yeah. The head broke off and now the rest of the screw thread is inside the wall and not even Baby Jesus can get it out. I’m hungry but I can’t eat because I’m so angry. All is lost. I’m tempted to drill a hole in my forehead just to take the pain away. Verdammte Scheisse. Satans helvete. Motherfucking screw. Fuuuuuuck. This house is ruined. Now I have to sell it. I can’t sleep here knowing that the screw is in there and probably laughing at me.

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Anonymous said: Do you like Friends the tv show?

No. I think it sucks. I can’t think of a single American comedy show that I would like.

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on-the-first-floor said: Weirdest band, movie or song you like? :)

I like a Finnish comedy show called Kummeli. The series and the movies.

I guess I don’t look like a guy who likes Rammstein. But I do. I like the lyrics, especially “Rein Raus”, it speaks to me. Der Ritt war kurz / es tut mir leid.

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Pfft. Humbug.

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I admit that I have a shoe hoarding problem. I just found an unused pair in the back of my wardrobe. The reason why the box was put out of sight in the first place is that I was trying to hide them from my wife so that she wouldn’t judge me. The ugly truth is that I just bought three pairs online and they’ve already been sent so I can’t cancel the order. So if they fit I’m going to keep them and then stop. I will. Fuck, I’m lying to myself. The problem is that my shoe hoarding is not a problem. I just happen to really like shoes and I guess I have too much money. It’s not like I’m behind on my bills because of this. Sometimes I give shoes to my twin and my friend because we all wear the same size. I have like a little shoe flea market upstairs. That’s good, right. I never throw them away. Haha. I don’t have a problem. No shame.

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filth-inthebeauty said: Hello Foxy, do you ever show anyone what you look like?

Yeah, but only to a few people I’ve talked to on msgr/Skype.

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Pixie’s Finnish friends are mocking me because I’ve caught her regional dialect. Well, she’s the only person I ever speak Finnish to or who ever speaks Finnish to me! So I still sound like a funny foreigner but with some very special Finnish quirks. Ketä soitti. Kui. Kuimpal.

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Anonymous said: Do Pixie's parents not approve of marriage?

Sure they do. We just decided not to tell anyone at first and now it’s been almost 4 years and her parents still don’t know. It was Pixie’s decision more than mine and I’m fine with it. Her father is not exactly my biggest fan so maybe he’s happy “knowing” that her daughter hasn’t settled down officially and might still find someone decent.

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