Anonymous asked: Do you watch Game of Thrones? Which GOT character would you be?

Anonymous asked: Before your wife, were you ever bothered about bringing a woman to orgasm when having sex with them?

Well, yes, I would try but it was always just politeness in the end. I felt like I was supposed to do that but I’d be lying if I said that I was passionate about it. Before Pixie I had never had sex with one person more than once. It’s quite difficult to get to know someone in that time, to find out what they like. There was never time for that, so it was like, if we happened to like the same things, okay great. But if not, okay, it was nice meeting you.

I find orgasm very intimate and I didn’t want to be intimate with anybody. Whenever I could choose I’d never fuck face to face or kiss. And I never went down on anybody. And when someone would be too into it or flaunt their orgasm in front on me I found it a tiny bit uncomfortable. But I’m emotionally twisted.

Anonymous asked: she's your best friend's grandma and you fucked her daughter. did you fuck your best friend's mum or auntie?!!

I’ve had sex with his mum.

Anonymous asked: i'm interested in how a 30-year-old man becomes friends with an 80-year-old woman!

She’s my best friend’s grandma.

Anonymous asked: Foxy is so nice. Foxy is so cute. Foxy is so foxy. :3

Foxy is chuffed to bits.

aupremieretage asked: What is the most annoying thing that people assume about you?

I’m doing well financially and most people assume that it’s old money and that I haven’t worked for it. Because of my family background people assume that I don’t know what a hard life is. They think that I know nothing about fear or misery but I don’t feel like correcting them. It’s easier for me to be that posh guy who’s had it easy than to share my story.

Did you know that one of my best friends is 80 years old. Did you know that I’ve fucked her daughter.

Did you know that I’m sunbathing but instead of tanning I’m just developing more freckles and it’s making me sad.

Hi.

I have a big ass.

I’m 30 and I still don’t now how to use the bath mat. When I’m wet and getting out the shower am I supposed to step on it thus leaving the rest of the floor intact, or am I supposed to avoid stepping on it so that the mat will stay dry for the next person when the rest of the floor is lava.

Oh shit, it’s five past fucktime and I’m late. Wish me luck.

strangleholdclimax:

Foxy has been so incredibly naughty. We had sex and after about 2 minutes he ‘accidentally’ came in my vagina (which is something he’s not allowed to do without asking first). First of all, it was gross. Secondly, I wasn’t satisfied but he refused to finger me because he was disgusted by the idea of getting cum on his fingers.

I slapped him and bit him but it didn’t help. I was forced to masturbate. He was staring at me and his face was all red. I ordered him to get my favourite vibrator. He got up, took three steps and fainted.

I didn’t get to cum. Bad dog. BURN HIM.

It was an accident! And I was really determined to get you that vibrator but my blood pressure got the better of me. I tried my best, I really did!

Anonymous asked: Do you think you have to be in love with the person you're going to lose your virginity to?

No. I think it’s enough that you want to have sex with them and that they want to have sex with you.