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One my guilty pleasures is to go to a chatroom and use my name, Foxy. The first time I did it I didn’t realise that it could have been considered misleading because I’m so used to it; I’ve been Foxy since I was 5 years old. Soon I found out that most men thought that I was female. Nowadays I do it for fun. I log in with my name, a lot of guys start talking to me and mostly they just assume that I’m a woman and don’t ask. And because they don’t ask, I don’t tell. If they ask I never lie, though. The funniest part is when at some point they count 1 + 1 (I’m 6ft5, I’m married to a woman etc.) and have this infantile rage attack because they can’t believe that they’ve just had an hour-long stimulating, entertaining conversation with a man. It hurts their tiny balls so much that sometimes I get teary-eyed from laughing. Sexually insecure straight men are the funniest shit ever.

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sinning-as-always said: How do you feel about S/M?

The thought of hurting Pixie, even if she asked me to, is deeply upsetting. But I like to be punished sometimes. Certains forms of violence please me, but I wouldn’t let anybody else do it.

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Anonymous said: What are your thoughts on infidelity? Are you ever worried Pixie will cheat? How would you react if she did?

I’m not worried. Pixie is an honest person. If she wasn’t happy she would tell me, and then we’d try to fix things. If she cheated on me I’d be shocked because we’re so happy and I think that our sex life is amazing. And of course it would make me very sad.

But she would never ever do that.

Cheating is for losers.

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Anonymous said: Do you believe in soul mates?

No.

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I keep beating my own record. Premature ejaculation is the sport. I’m getting pretty good at this. I am a sex God.

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Anonymous said: Are you a morning person or a night howl?

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Anonymous said: Foxinator, in which subject did you earn your PhD? :)

Penis puppetry.

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Anonymous said: Mikä on vaikeinta suomenkielessä?

Rektio, koska niissä ei ole mitään helvetin järkeä.

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The gig was awesome. Sex was awesome too up until the A/C stopped working.

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http://yourmoansareasymphony.tumblr.com/post/92073701007/tomorrow-were-going-to-spain-and-then-finland-so

Tomorrow we’re going to Spain and then Finland so, see you in a week, maybe. I probably won’t be answering messages before we get back home.

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Anonymous said: What is your handedness?

Lefty.

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salt-silver-oxygen said: Would you agree that a person's self-image is never truly perfect? As in, we all have qualities and characteristics that we deny or are not aware of, but we also tend to think that we have something that in reality we don't, in terms of personality/characteristics/skills/potential. What would you say these things are in your case? What about Pixie?

Yes, I would agree, but I cannot answer this question for myself because these dark corners of my soul are something that I, by definition, can’t see.

I think Pixie isn’t as extroverted as she thinks she is. She often describes herself as an outgoing people person but I’m not sure if it’s entirely true. She can survive long periods of time without interacting with anyone. She can draw alone for hours, sometimes days, when she’s working on a project. Her phone is often on mute. Maybe she compares herself to me but I’m as sociable as a Dementor so standing next to me will definitely make her seem like the talkative bubbly type.

She’s more masculine than she is or perhaps wants to be? Some people say that she’s not a ”real woman” because she’s not curvy, she has small breasts, doesn’t want children and works in medical science. I think she’s started to rebel by trying to be more feminine than she’d naturally be. Of course the word ”feminine” is open to interpretations but if we think of adjectives that traditionally fall into this category we talk about words like soft, gentle, humble, nurturing, dependent, emotional, weak, submissive, self-critical, passive. I don’t think she’s any of those things. When people tell a woman that she’s not feminine (enough) it’s often meant as an insult or criticism. That may invoke a need to fight back and prove that she is a woman. Pixie looks breathtaking in heels, skirts and dresses but to me she looks happier in her ripped boyfriend jeans and her Ironman T-shirt. I don’t care what she wears if it’s her choice. But I love the boy in her or whatever you want to call it. I love her. ”Real woman” or not.

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People who say that their wedding day was the happiest day of their life… should probably get a divorce?

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I just read that gingers could soon become extinct because only less than 2 percent of the world’s population are gingers and no-one wants to fuck us. No-one even wants gingers to donate sperm anymore because we’re apparently so unattractive. If I live to be 100 I might be one of the last living redheads, a human relic. Moisturise me, moisturise me.

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My wife has offered to pay me 20 euros - which is roughly £16 - if I strip for her. I have been waiting for this. I’m very talented so I don’t do it for free.

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