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Anonymous said: Hi, a long time follower here. It's funny how I feel like I know you when we've never met and I don't even know what you look like but I come here at least twice a week just to see how you're doing. I _know_ that I don't know you but your blog has become a part of my daily routine: email, weather, news, Foxy (& Pixie). So I guess I just wanted to say hi.

You probably know more about me than the people who have met me or see me every day and who know what I look like. And hi.

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I’m feverish, bored and I’ve run out of movies to watch. If you have a good movie in your back pocket please let me know. Preferably with an IMDB rating ≥ 7/10 although at this point I really don’t care. Or talk to me or something. Or send me a link to something that will entertain me for hours. Help.

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Anonymous said: I've been reading your text tag for an hour at least. You're funny!

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sinning-as-always said: What's your favorite place to have sex?

Any horizontal surface. Sofas are fine too. And staircases.

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A list of Finnish words that tell you something about Finnish culture

acebutt:

- Kekkuloida = to prance or just hang around naked (yes, the word includes the presumption that you are naked)

- Örveltää = to be really drunk and do whatever you do when you’re really drunk, like crawling in a ditch somewhere on all fours

- Perskärpänen (literally “ass fly”) = a person who keeps following you without you wanting them to

- Röhnöttää = to sit with a bad posture or lie around because you are bored, lazy, or tired 

- Paskahalvaus (literally “shit paralysis”) = the state of being really fucking scared or startled

- Änkyrä = a person who’s very reluctant to change their own, usually backwards and bigoted views

- Änkyröidä = a verb derived from the previous noun

- Raivoraitis (literally “rage sober”) = a person who never drinks alcohol and might be very passionate about it

- Yrmy = a person who’s always grumpy or angry

- Perskannikka (literally “ass end-of-a-loaf-of-bread”) = a slang word for “buttock”

- Vongata = to repeatedly and annoyingly ask for sex from someone who’s not interested (i.e. to be a Nice Guy)

- Könsikäs = a big, handsome, masculine man that you find attractive

- Puliukko = a man who spends most of his time wandering about drunk, smells bad, and might be homeless

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I had a good day. A good evening and a good night. Did all the best things with the best man.

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Do not roll your eyes at me. This isn’t some fucking children’s knot club where you get a badge for trying. Come back when you know what you’re doing. I expect results.

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Her knots are loose and bad but apparently it goes against some kind of sex etiquette if I start giving her instructions.

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Fucking migraine. I already hit my head twice because I couldn’t see. Now that I can finally see I notice that my scalp is bleeding. I could use a hug or a cupcake right now. Or a therapy puppy. I’m sick of being sick. The medication doesn’t seem to work so if I have a seizure and die it was nice knowing some of you and thanks for all the cats and ponies.

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Wife bites. Send help.

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strangleholdclimax:

I’ve got rope and a new dressage whip and I’m not afraid to use them.

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http://yourmoansareasymphony.tumblr.com/post/99713108657

(Source: boxedwinepussy)

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This medication that I’m taking is making my feel silly but in very specific ways. I’m having difficulties with expressing myself in writing and understanding what I’ve written. And I was just eating ice cream but I couldn’t taste it without concentrating extra hard.

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on-the-first-floor said: Can you give us an example of a woman that you don't find sexy? We know what your type is but what is NOT?

Dita Von Teese.

You think you know my type?

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