Anonymous asked: What your first date with your wife like?

A series of disasters.

Those people haven’t necessarily done anything to me. Why I don’t just stop hanging out with them is because the reason why I don’t trust them may be something trivial and to block someone from my life because of something like that would be over-dramatic and unfair. Everyone makes mistakes. I’m just bad at getting over those mistakes if they reveal these people’s true nature and attitude towards other people. I suppose I forgive just as anybody else but forgiving doesn’t mean that I could change the way I feel about them if the damage has already been done.

Once I was out with some friends, sitting at a table. There was a woman in a short skirt standing next to us and one of my friends slipped his phone under her skirt and took a photo. She noticed it, laughed and said something like “tut-tut”. Maybe she was even flattered, I don’t know. I didn’t say anything but I lost all respect I had for him.

A guy I know complained about his long-term girlfriend not wanting to take the pill. Again I didn’t say anything because if I had I probably would’ve exploded in his face.

Someone once pointed a gun at Pixie. It was a replica and it was a “joke” but she didn’t know that. I lost it. This person knows that he’s not welcome into my life anymore.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a grudge against anyone?

In my head I have a list of people I despise. You could call it a black list. I don’t normally trust anyone anyway, but they’re the kind of people whom I’d never trust, not even with a minor thing. Some of these people are my “friends”, people I sometimes hang out with. Most of them are not aware of the way I feel about them. I’m not sure if it’s grudge, but it’s one of those big negative feelings.

I don’t know if I’m overly sensitive or what, but I’m really bad at forgiving and forgetting. Especially if they do something that goes against my morals I find it impossible to respect them again. I’m either just very touchy or very judgemental. If I put someone on that list they will always be there. It seems it’s impossible for me to change my mind. If I once thought you were an idiot you will always be an idiot.

aupremieretage asked: So, panty creep. What are your favourite kind of panties? What is it that you like about them?

Lol, that’s a questionable title but I think I’ll keep it. I don’t really like panties, because they don’t turn me on as an object. It has a lot to do with Pixie’s pussy. Without it the panties are worthless (I wouldn’t touch anyone else’s underwear). I like stroking her pussy through her panties. I like the ones that look comfortable.

zsadistsdream replied to your photo: I bought a bonsai. It needs a name. Must start…

Bonnie

Bonnie the Bonsai. Yes. ^__^ Burt wasn’t bad either but I think it’s going to be Bonnie.

elephantswontleave asked: What does the extra y do?

Not much. I’m just a little taller than I’d be without it.

Dubious Sex Tips #10

Sing while you’re having sex. I’ve done Josh Groban (You Raise Me Up) and Black Eyed Peas (My Humps).

alltheextrastuff replied to your post: I just noticed that the message count was higher…

I think yesterday my last message was a reply. So if you didn’t get a reply from me, let me know. (grrr)

Was it about eating babies’ entrails? If it was, I got it.

I just noticed that the message count was higher than the actual number of messages in my inbox so I just deleted them all. Tumblr still said that I had 6 messages in there although my inbox was empty. I was able to delete these so called ghost messages but I never saw them. So please know that if I didn’t answer your non-anonymous message, I didn’t get it. Send it again. :)

Anonymous asked: If you could be a cat, which would you be?

I’d be Maru.