Sexy photos and videos by a man who cannot decide whether he wants to slap or be slapped. Occasional cats and ponies.
~ Sunday, May 27 ~
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Anonymous asked: What your first date with your wife like?

A series of disasters.

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Anonymous asked: Do you have a grudge against anyone?

In my head I have a list of people I despise. You could call it a black list. I don’t normally trust anyone anyway, but they’re the kind of people whom I’d never trust, not even with a minor thing. Some of these people are my “friends”, people I sometimes hang out with. Most of them are not aware of the way I feel about them. I’m not sure if it’s grudge, but it’s one of those big negative feelings.

I don’t know if I’m overly sensitive or what, but I’m really bad at forgiving and forgetting. Especially if they do something that goes against my morals I find it impossible to respect them again. I’m either just very touchy or very judgemental. If I put someone on that list they will always be there. It seems it’s impossible for me to change my mind. If I once thought you were an idiot you will always be an idiot.

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aupremieretage asked: So, panty creep. What are your favourite kind of panties? What is it that you like about them?

Lol, that’s a questionable title but I think I’ll keep it. I don’t really like panties, because they don’t turn me on as an object. It has a lot to do with Pixie’s pussy. Without it the panties are worthless (I wouldn’t touch anyone else’s underwear). I like stroking her pussy through her panties. I like the ones that look comfortable.

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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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zsadistsdream replied to your photo: I bought a bonsai. It needs a name. Must start…

Bonnie

Bonnie the Bonsai. Yes. ^__^ Burt wasn’t bad either but I think it’s going to be Bonnie.

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elephantswontleave asked: What does the extra y do?

Not much. I’m just a little taller than I’d be without it.

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alltheextrastuff replied to your post: I just noticed that the message count was higher…

I think yesterday my last message was a reply. So if you didn’t get a reply from me, let me know. (grrr)

Was it about eating babies’ entrails? If it was, I got it.

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Anonymous asked: If you could be a cat, which would you be?

I’d be Maru.

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Anonymous asked: Does your brother also have the same conditions as you?

XYY and colour blindness, yes. But he hears better and hasn’t got epilepsy.

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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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pineapplesandhandcuffs asked: Pixie mentioned that she has Von Willebrand disease on her blog. Do you have any heredity conditions? How does hers affect your relationship?

I love how specific this question is. Hereditary conditions. I have epilepsy (JME, which is kind of hereditary but too difficult to explain without getting deep into genetics here), I’m colourblind and slightly hearing-impaired. I also have an extra male chromosome (XYY syndrome) but although it’s a chromosomal abnormality it’s not hereditary.

Her condition doesn’t affect our relationship, but life maybe.

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alltheextrastuff replied to your post: This morning I woke up to Pixie masturbating -…

So…is it really “masturbating” if she was using YOUR hand? ;) lol

Ahahahahahah! x) Damn. YOU WIN THIS TIME. Oh LOL!

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