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filth-inthebeauty said: Hello Foxy, do you ever show anyone what you look like?

Yeah, but only to a few people I’ve talked to on msgr/Skype.

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Anonymous said: Do Pixie's parents not approve of marriage?

Sure they do. We just decided not to tell anyone at first and now it’s been almost 4 years and her parents still don’t know. It was Pixie’s decision more than mine and I’m fine with it. Her father is not exactly my biggest fan so maybe he’s happy “knowing” that her daughter hasn’t settled down officially and might still find someone decent.

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Anonymous said: Are you guys going to tell Pixie's parents you are married now that you are moving to Finland?

Probably not.

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Anonymous said: You're leaving London? :( Have you told your twin?

We’re leaving. I have told my twin. He’s upset.

Today is not a good day. I feel like I’ve done everything wrong. I’m betraying my brother and my friend by leaving. They depend on me. My employees depend on me. I thought I’d be fine. There’s Skype, there’s e-mail, there’s the phone. But when I think about the last time I’m going to hug them I don’t know how I’ll be able to let go.

I have so many things that I still need to figure out and take care of. Finding a house in Finland, selling my old apartment that I’ve kept and been renting out, possibly finding tenants for this house, selling my car. None of this would be a problem if I wasn’t possessed by this weeping ghost that’s slowing me down.

When Pixie came to London she wasn’t planning to stay. Now I’ve kept her here for years, away from home, and it’s unfair. It’s my turn to return the favour and I want to do it because she’s indescribably important to me and her happiness and well-being is my top priority.

I feel like I have no-one to talk to. I don’t think that my twin or my friend would really want to hear about my petty little feelings when I’m the one who’s going.

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Anonymous said: From the moment you met Pixie - or when you realized that you had feelings for her - what were the things about her that stood out to you?

Intelligence. Confidence and honesty without ever being rude. She put me in my place but did it gently and with love. She was so kind to me although I know I did everything wrong.

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Anonymous said: What books are you reading at the moment?

I’m reading a book about poo. Factual information about poo and also funny and embarrassing stories from people who have done a poo in the wrong place and/or at the wrong time.

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Anonymous said: Could you please elaborate on your "impossibly high standards"? :)

I didn’t know how many points I actually had on that list until I met her. Before that I just knew that no-one was interesting or ”good” enough, not even close. I got to test this when I created an OkCupid profile a while ago. Not to look for company, obviously, but just to see if I could find any matches. When I was answering the questions I soon noticed that I had to make a lot of them mandatory so that the algorithm would only accept people that had given the ”right” answer and nothing else. I didn’t even answer that many questions but the results were clear: what I was looking for didn’t exist, at least on OkCupid which according to my quick research claims to have millions of users. That probably makes me a freak, not them.

When I’m being myself, not pretending to be anything else, I can be difficult to deal with. I’m very rigid in my ways and I can’t adapt or compromise that much or if I do I’m not happy. I’m a difficult person. It takes a lot for me to like someone and seek their company. I needed someone who I could look up to, someone that I could place above myself in my inner hierarchy. Someone who I could be myself with, someone who could put up with me. These people are blue lobsters. I can’t believe that Pixie exists and that I met her.

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Anonymous said: So before you'd fallen in love with Pixie, you had no intention of finding love? A relationship? A partner? What was your plan at that point in your life?

I wouldn’t use the word “intention” here. I simply thought that I would never meet anyone I could fall in love with. I was 25 years old when I met Pixie. I think that most people have fallen in love or have had at least a crush by the time they are 25. That’s something that never happened to me. I was never romantically interested in anyone, at all. I never actually truly wanted anyone - something that I realised only after I met Pixie and learned what lust meant and felt like.

I didn’t have a grand plan. All I wanted was to have a life of my own and that plan didn’t include having a wife because I was certain that no-one would ever want me and that no-one would ever meet my impossibly high standards.

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hornyshihtzu said: Ha, I promised not to send you any more 30 day challenges but I found a few interesting questions that I hope you could answer when you have time. 1. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors? 2. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone? 3. Could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

1. No, because I don’t want to have sex with anybody else but Pixie and none of my past teachers was even that hot. But to be honest, I’ve slept with my English teacher and my ballet teacher. But that was then. (I wasn’t even old enough.)

2. Yes.

3. I assume that by falling in love you mean romantic/sexual love. The answer to that is no. This question is kind of incompatible with me, though, because I’ve fallen in love only once in my life.

I think that everyone I love is beautiful but maybe that’s because I love them. Once you start loving someone they start looking more beautiful to you. And then again, if you’re a model but you happen to be a total bitch I will feel disgusted by your face no matter what your models.com ranking is.

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sinning-as-always said: How do you feel about S/M?

The thought of hurting Pixie, even if she asked me to, is deeply upsetting. But I like to be punished sometimes. Certains forms of violence please me, but I wouldn’t let anybody else do it.

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Anonymous said: What are your thoughts on infidelity? Are you ever worried Pixie will cheat? How would you react if she did?

I’m not worried. Pixie is an honest person. If she wasn’t happy she would tell me, and then we’d try to fix things. If she cheated on me I’d be shocked because we’re so happy and I think that our sex life is amazing. And of course it would make me very sad.

But she would never ever do that.

Cheating is for losers.

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Anonymous said: Do you believe in soul mates?

No.

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Anonymous said: Are you a morning person or a night howl?

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Anonymous said: Foxinator, in which subject did you earn your PhD? :)

Penis puppetry.

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Anonymous said: Mikä on vaikeinta suomenkielessä?

Rektio, koska niissä ei ole mitään helvetin järkeä.

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