Anonymous asked: Foxy is so nice. Foxy is so cute. Foxy is so foxy. :3

Foxy is chuffed to bits.

aupremieretage asked: What is the most annoying thing that people assume about you?

I’m doing well financially and most people assume that it’s old money and that I haven’t worked for it. Because of my family background people assume that I don’t know what a hard life is. They think that I know nothing about fear or misery but I don’t feel like correcting them. It’s easier for me to be that posh guy who’s had it easy than to share my story.

Anonymous asked: Do you think you have to be in love with the person you're going to lose your virginity to?

No. I think it’s enough that you want to have sex with them and that they want to have sex with you.

freedomisindependence asked: would you ever had sex with a chubby/fat woman? it must be nice to have gotten a woman with such a perfect body, your lucky

Perfect in my opinion. I know a lot of people would disagree. I wouldn’t have sex with anybody else because I’m married and monogamous but even if I wasn’t, no, I wouldn’t have sex with a fat woman.

Anonymous asked: Fucked like how? How did she fuck you?

Hehhe… Yeah. She fucked me like a worthless piece of meat. It was awesome.

carpellate asked: I remember you saying that before you met Pixie you didn't want to have sex with anybody twice and that you never wanted them to stay the night. What was so special about Pixie? What made you want to see her again?

Obviously I found her extremely attractive and I immediately loved her personality. But what sealed the deal was that… I’d never been fucked like that before.

aupremieretage asked: Are you happy with your life or would you change something? What is the best part of your relationship with Pixie?

I’m very happy. I feel like my life is perfect although I know it’s not. If I could choose I’d be shorter/smaller, I wouldn’t be chronically ill and I would hear better, but when I’m changing the batteries for my hearing aid or taking my pills I don’t feel sad. These are small things in my eyes and they don’t really affect my quality of life. Everything in my life that actually matters is perfect and I feel very lucky. The big things are just the way I want them to be.

I don’t think I can dissect our relationship into smaller parts so it’s kind of hard to say. I like that we love spending time with each other and that we always have fun. She’s really good company and I’m happy whenever I get to spend a day or an evening with her. I’m always looking forward to hearing her opinion on something. I like that although we know each other very well it’s never boring with her. Sometimes we laugh so hard that whatever we’re doing, we can’t get it done. The other day we were planning to go out and in the hall she started laughing at me because I like to tie my shoe laces while sitting on the floor instead of a chair. We wrestled and in the end it was too late to leave. I love that when we’re together we don’t always need to be adults. I love that we have time for each other. I love that we both know what it takes to make this last.

Anonymous asked: so i understand that you've had a lot of women and that you're player. any tips on how to hit on women? how do you get them to sleep with you?

Just because I’ve had sex with a lot of people doesn’t mean that I’m a player. I’ve never been dishonest with anyone I’ve slept with when it comes to what I’ve been looking for (which was sex, not a relationship). I wouldn’t know how to “hit on” anyone. I don’t know why so many women have been willing to have sex with me, that’s just the way things have gone.

Anonymous asked: Have you and Pixie ever cheated on each other before? If you did, how did you guys get over it?

We’ve never cheated. Such thing would never even cross my mind.

Anonymous asked: Say 'pussy', record it and post it. Please.

Anonymous asked: My girlfriend gets horny on her period. What can I do to please her?

How’s her period relevant?

Anonymous asked: You can kiss your penis? how?

I can kiss my penis when it’s erect. Does this help?

Anonymous asked: Where did you learn to do Pixie's hair so well?

I grew up with girls with long hair.

Anonymous asked: It was just out of curiosity, that's all. A hypothetical question. I didn't mean for it to be aggressive and I'm sorry for the misinterpretation. Personally speaking, it just seems like you genuinely hate them. I'm not saying you do, but to me, it seems that way.

Curiosity. You wanted to know whether I’d let someone die just because I don’t enjoy their company. For your information, I’m not a psychopath.

Anonymous asked: Okay, if you saw a kid being kidnapped or about to get hit by a bus, would you save them or ignore them? I just want to know how much you hate children.

Are you really this stupid?

When did I say that I hate children? I don’t hate anybody without a good reason. I just happen to dislike the company of children and therefore I don’t want to spend time with them or have kids of my own. It doesn’t mean that I’d want them dead.

People who have a problem with me/us being childfree have problems of their own. You have serious issues if someone else’s happiness is pissing you off.