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Anonymous said: Do you - or have you - ever used class A drugs?

I have, yeah.

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justasmallcorner said: Hello from Canada! :) Do you ever feed your kitties table scraps?

The kitties don’t live with us anymore. They live with my friend and his boyfriend.


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Anonymous said: What are some of your favorite things to do that help you unwind or relieve stress?

I don’t get stressed out that often but when I do I focus on solving the problem instead of distracting myself with something else. I don’t think I can unwind when I’m stressed out.

Drugs? Drugs are nice.

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Anonymous said: Do you think there are differences between vaginas when it comes to tightness? I'm worried about mine.

You need to stop pretending to be a different person every time. The last time you messaged me you had a penis and before that you had a vagina. And, rather magically, now you have a vagina again. I haven’t blocked you because I was actually interested in seeing how many times you were going to do this. Please, if you want to be dishonest at least be more clever and cover your tracks. I am embarrassed for you.

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Anonymous said: Do you like having your picture taken?

No, it’s awful.

My best friend’s an exception. He’s been taking pictures of me for ten years (he’s a photographer) so I’m used to his photoshoots. He even has naked pictures of me, ha.

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Anonymous said: Did you ever get the broken screw out of the wall?

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Anonymous said: Do you like Friends the tv show?

No. I think it sucks. I can’t think of a single American comedy show that I would like.

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on-the-first-floor said: Weirdest band, movie or song you like? :)

I like a Finnish comedy show called Kummeli. The series and the movies.

I guess I don’t look like a guy who likes Rammstein. But I do. I like the lyrics, especially “Rein Raus”, it speaks to me. Der Ritt war kurz / es tut mir leid.

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filth-inthebeauty said: Hello Foxy, do you ever show anyone what you look like?

Yeah, but only to a few people I’ve talked to on msgr/Skype.

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Anonymous said: Do Pixie's parents not approve of marriage?

Sure they do. We just decided not to tell anyone at first and now it’s been almost 4 years and her parents still don’t know. It was Pixie’s decision more than mine and I’m fine with it. Her father is not exactly my biggest fan so maybe he’s happy “knowing” that her daughter hasn’t settled down officially and might still find someone decent.

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Anonymous said: Are you guys going to tell Pixie's parents you are married now that you are moving to Finland?

Probably not.

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Anonymous said: You're leaving London? :( Have you told your twin?

We’re leaving. I have told my twin. He’s upset.

Today is not a good day. I feel like I’ve done everything wrong. I’m betraying my brother and my friend by leaving. They depend on me. My employees depend on me. I thought I’d be fine. There’s Skype, there’s e-mail, there’s the phone. But when I think about the last time I’m going to hug them I don’t know how I’ll be able to let go.

I have so many things that I still need to figure out and take care of. Finding a house in Finland, selling my old apartment that I’ve kept and been renting out, possibly finding tenants for this house, selling my car. None of this would be a problem if I wasn’t possessed by this weeping ghost that’s slowing me down.

When Pixie came to London she wasn’t planning to stay. Now I’ve kept her here for years, away from home, and it’s unfair. It’s my turn to return the favour and I want to do it because she’s indescribably important to me and her happiness and well-being is my top priority.

I feel like I have no-one to talk to. I don’t think that my twin or my friend would really want to hear about my petty little feelings when I’m the one who’s going.

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Anonymous said: From the moment you met Pixie - or when you realized that you had feelings for her - what were the things about her that stood out to you?

Intelligence. Confidence and honesty without ever being rude. She put me in my place but did it gently and with love. She was so kind to me although I know I did everything wrong.

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Anonymous said: What books are you reading at the moment?

I’m reading a book about poo. Factual information about poo and also funny and embarrassing stories from people who have done a poo in the wrong place and/or at the wrong time.

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Anonymous said: Could you please elaborate on your "impossibly high standards"? :)

I didn’t know how many points I actually had on that list until I met her. Before that I just knew that no-one was interesting or ”good” enough, not even close. I got to test this when I created an OkCupid profile a while ago. Not to look for company, obviously, but just to see if I could find any matches. When I was answering the questions I soon noticed that I had to make a lot of them mandatory so that the algorithm would only accept people that had given the ”right” answer and nothing else. I didn’t even answer that many questions but the results were clear: what I was looking for didn’t exist, at least on OkCupid which according to my quick research claims to have millions of users. That probably makes me a freak, not them.

When I’m being myself, not pretending to be anything else, I can be difficult to deal with. I’m very rigid in my ways and I can’t adapt or compromise that much or if I do I’m not happy. I’m a difficult person. It takes a lot for me to like someone and seek their company. I needed someone who I could look up to, someone that I could place above myself in my inner hierarchy. Someone who I could be myself with, someone who could put up with me. These people are blue lobsters. I can’t believe that Pixie exists and that I met her.

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