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Anonymous said: I've been reading your text tag for an hour at least. You're funny!

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sinning-as-always said: What's your favorite place to have sex?

Any horizontal surface. Sofas are fine too. And staircases.

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on-the-first-floor said: Can you give us an example of a woman that you don't find sexy? We know what your type is but what is NOT?

Dita Von Teese.

You think you know my type?

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Anonymous said: You post nice videos. Whats your ethnicity? Are you white?

No, I’m ginger.

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Anonymous said: what are some phrases you say a lot?

Phrases? I don’t know. I say “bitch” a lot. Bitch is even one of my favourite BSL signs.

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redfrogscandy said: Do you still teach dance? If yes, how often? Thanks! :)

I don’t.


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Anonymous said: If you had to kill someone do you think you could?

Yes.

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Anonymous said: have you watched the purge 2? I think it's waaay better than the first.

No.


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Anonymous said: since you dance, would you ever consider trying Hula?

No.


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Anonymous said: How did you realise that you wanted to be what you are today? I'm struggling between going into clinical psychology and journalism (i'm afraid that clinical psychology will make me more cynical and cold)

I’m not at all confident that I am what I want to be.

I always knew that I didn’t want to work for anybody. That made me eventually have the things that I have today although it has a lot to do with luck, too. I often think that without Pixie or without being financially stable I’d probably be in prison.

For me, studying pretty much anything makes me more cynical and cold. Maybe you can’t avoid it.

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Anonymous said: are you funny?

I think I’m very funny. I’m good at entertaining myself if I have to or choose to spend long periods of time alone. My thoughts are very funny to me and I’m often the first one to laugh at my own joke. Others laugh too but I think that they’re laughing at me laughing rather than the joke. Most of the things that I find amusing are difficult to articulate and sometimes I smile or laugh alone and when people ask me, “what’s so funny”, I normally don’t even try to explain because my thoughts are so surreal. Or it’s something horrible that I’m smiling at. I have a dark sense of humour, I mean really really bad and just wrong. Poor Pixie.

I may come across serious to people that I’m not close to.

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Anonymous said: Other than tumblr, what other sites do you usually visit?

Imgur, Horsemart, news sites. Oh, and BBC iPlayer.

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Anonymous said: Are you one of those people who are always holding their phone, texting etc.

Not at all. I can actually be rather difficult to reach unless it’s work-related.


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smile-during-sex said: If you were a woman how would you respond to sexual harassment from men?

Depends on what you mean. If I got an abracadabra sex change right now so that I’d still be me I’d probably react rather aggressively/violently. If I’d always been a woman it’s impossible to say. I don’t know what kind of life or experiences I might have had. If I’d been sexually harassed all my life I might be so used to it that I wouldn’t do anything about it. Or I might feel so threatened and frightened that I wouldn’t act at all.

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wetsockforabrain-deactivated201 said: Aww. Can you list five positive adjectives that best describe you? :)

Am I to gather that the adjectives that I’ve already listed are, in your opinion, negative or undesirable? If that’s the case then I think you should unfollow. Since the very core of my being is so unattractive?

Also, don’t ever contact my friends if its only purpose is to gossip about me. You probably didn’t consider that they have and they will let me know.

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