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sinning-as-always asked: Your wife says you have the Charles Dance accent/voice. Do you agree?

I disagree. Everyone has their own unique voice. I find it hard to analyse mine because whenever I hear a recording of my own voice it sounds so strange and unfamiliar. I’ve had some people tell me that my voice doesn’t match my face, that it’s older and darker.

I grew up in North Kensington. No-one in my family spoke English so I got my accent elsewhere. I went to posh schools and had posh hobbies. And remember, this was the 1980’s so there wasn’t a lot of diversity e.g. when it came to newsreaders and their accents. Always RP. So I was mostly exposed to Standard English with received pronunciation. This might be a little difficult for foreigners to understand if they’re not familiar with the reagional accent culture in the UK or which accents are traditionally thought to carry more prestige etc. The funny thing is, my accent in Finnish is ridiculous. I’ve been told that I sound like an Estonian pimp or like the guy who might steal your bike. Disclaimer: I’m not saying Estonians are criminals. This is only what I’ve been told by Pixie’s family and friends.

As I was trying to compare my accent with Charles Dance’s I found this.

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selfishsnobishmusiclover asked: Back in the days before you met Pixie, the women you slept with, did you choose them by their personality only. I'm asking because now I'm looking for meaningless sex, but I actually can't sleep with whose intelectuel level/personality doesn't suit me. Did you ever feel something like this?

I always chose them by their looks (although I think that the word “choose” is misleading here) because I didn’t know any of them well enough to use any other criteria. I never dated anyone or had sex with anyone more than once, for that matter. If possible, I tried to pick women that I most likely would never have to meet again. I also tried to avoid women who seemed somehow crazy, whatever that means. If I’d get that gut feeling that this person was going to be trouble I didn’t have sex with her.

You could say that my sex life used to be emotionally meaningless, impersonal, throwaway. For me sexual intercourse was never more intimate than how most people feel about masturbation.

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apiecealisa asked: Do the drugs you're taking keep you up all night? (I so wanted to they out a little Daft Punk there for a minute) Any way to change up the schedule a bit? Too personal? Feel free to tell me to fuck off!

I’ve been awake for 32 hours now. The drugs don’t keep me up, they just don’t work. My plan is to stay awake until the sunset and then go to bed like normal living people. If I still can’t sleep I will resort to propofol and die like Michael Jackson.

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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the men's rights movement?

HAH HAH.

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Anonymous asked: Not judging you or anything.. just trying to understand. How can you cook and eat horse tenderloin when you also ride them and give them long hugs when you're feeling ill?

I wouldn’t perhaps eat this particular horse that I’m fond of because he’s like my friend or something. Otherwise I don’t see a contradiction here. I think cows are very cute but I still eat them. I enjoy watching fish swim but I still eat them. I can eat cute animals without feeling guilty. I could eat cat, too, and I love cats.

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Anonymous asked: Are you capable to recitate without errors the poem "The Chaos"? Did you ever had STD?

I tried and got surprisingly far. I’ve never had an STD. I had never had sex without a condom before I met Pixie.

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sinning-as-always asked: Why or how is your twin cooler than you?

He sings and plays the guitar in a band. He knows taekwondo. He’s outgoing and interesting. He knows a lot about football. What else. He’s had chlamydia twice so you know, he likes to live dangerously.

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sinning-as-always asked: How tall are you and how tall is she?

I’m 6ft5 and she’s 5ft2.

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Anonymous asked: not dificult? :D maybe you can share your knowledge then because i don't know so many good fucking positions for a str8 couple with height difference!

Like I said, sex isn’t difficult for us.

If you think that sex equals a penis in a vagina I’d like to propose a moment of silence for your girlfriend and your previous sex partners if there are any.

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Anonymous asked: i'm 6'1" and my gf is 5'2". our height difference is not even that big but still we find ourselves in very strange positions sometimes... so i think sex is even more difficult for you two. wow.

Sex is not difficult for us.

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Anonymous asked: So my bf and I started out as friends with benefits. At the time it would take him close to an hour to orgasm. Now that we are a couple things are over after a few minutes. Kinda troubling. Any thoughts?

He likes you.

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Anonymous asked: Do you have a premature ejaculation problem?

I don’t have a problem. It’s her fault.

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hornyshihtzu asked: You said you can't believe how vanilla you are. What would you like to be, then? Do you think vanilla equals boring?

It surprises me because I feel dirty. When I think about it, my thoughts… let’s call them fantasies, nothing unconventional ever happens. I guess these certain thoughts are just so emotionally exhausting that they leave me sweating and shaking.

Not boring. I don’t want to be anything else.

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Anonymous asked: I have a hypothesis that show redheads tendentially having a slightly aquiline nose: do you support my idea?

I’ve looked at pictures of different kinds of noses and I think I have the Greek nose. I’ve also looked at pictures of my own nose and now I hate it.

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sempiternalredamancy asked: Have you and Pixie ever talked about having a threesome? If it was a possibility to have one, would you two be comfortable with the whole aspect of seeing eachother with someone else? Are there any ground rules you would set beforehand?

We’ve had a threesome. It was unpleasant because I was in love, I didn’t want to share and I didn’t want to touch anybody else - and I still don’t. I wouldn’t be comfortable seeing her with someone else. Deep down I’m jealous and possessive.

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