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Things you might want to know

29-year-old man from United Kingdom. I’m a tall redhead happily married to a tiny blonde who goes by the nickname Pixie. Two cats, no kids.

Here you can find things about me.

Answers to frequently asked questions:

  • Nickname is Foxy.
  • I’m from London, UK.
  • I’m not interested in talking dirty with you or cheating on my wife.
  • I’m not going to post or send you pictures of my penis.
  • Yes, the British Sign Language is my 1st language but I’m not deaf.
  • 6’5”, red hair, blue eyes, freckles and all that creepy shit.
  • I don’t follow my wife. I don’t read her stuff, so please don’t message me telling me what’s she’s said. It’s her diary. I don’t want to know.
  • I’m not going to post photos of my face.
  • I like small boobs.
  • I teach dance for a living (among other things).
  • I don’t like blowjobs.

So many people ask about my wife and I being childfree. Here is some information before you decide to ask questions I’ve already answered.

Sometimes I post photos I don’t want you to reblog (“please don’t reblog”). I really mean it. If you reblog, consider yourself blocked.

If you have a blog you think I might like, let me know!