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Anonymous said: Do you think there are differences between vaginas when it comes to tightness? I'm worried about mine.

You need to stop pretending to be a different person every time. The last time you messaged me you had a penis and before that you had a vagina. And, rather magically, now you have a vagina again. I haven’t blocked you because I was actually interested in seeing how many times you were going to do this. Please, if you want to be dishonest at least be more clever and cover your tracks. I am embarrassed for you.

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There’s something about Jo Brand that’s very very sexy.

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Anonymous said: Do you like having your picture taken?

No, it’s awful.

My best friend’s an exception. He’s been taking pictures of me for ten years (he’s a photographer) so I’m used to his photoshoots. He even has naked pictures of me, ha.

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strangleholdclimax:

I thought this might make you hard.

Would read these to me? Bedtime story/foreplay?

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Anonymous said: Did you ever get the broken screw out of the wall?

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I’ve been putting up shelves and assembling furniture the whole day. It’s been really nice because drilling is one of my favourite activities. I just got a little bit too excited and decided to tighten a screw with my impact drill. I knew I shouldn’t have but I was like, hammer drill, hell yeah. The head broke off and now the rest of the screw thread is inside the wall and not even Baby Jesus can get it out. I’m hungry but I can’t eat because I’m so angry. All is lost. I’m tempted to drill a hole in my forehead just to take the pain away. Verdammte Scheisse. Satans helvete. Motherfucking screw. Fuuuuuuck. This house is ruined. Now I have to sell it. I can’t sleep here knowing that the screw is in there and probably laughing at me.

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Anonymous said: Do you like Friends the tv show?

No. I think it sucks. I can’t think of a single American comedy show that I would like.

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on-the-first-floor said: Weirdest band, movie or song you like? :)

I like a Finnish comedy show called Kummeli. The series and the movies.

I guess I don’t look like a guy who likes Rammstein. But I do. I like the lyrics, especially “Rein Raus”, it speaks to me. Der Ritt war kurz / es tut mir leid.

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