cherrypies asked: So I see you have tried the We Vibe ? How is it ? Please write a bit more about it, I'm considering buying it as well.
I don’t know what kind of anatomy it was designed for. I’m not the smallest and she’s not the biggest but I still find it hard to imagine how it could work. You either need to have a very small penis or a very large vagina? And it wasn’t like “it’s almost in”, there was absolutely no chance. It’s supposed to be a couples vibrator but the only way I can participate is to give it to her and watch (which is nice but not the point of the product). Apparently the vibrator feels really nice, though.
It’s expensive so you should “test” it first. I suppose if you can fit 2-3 fingers in your muffin while enjoying intercourse, then it might be good for you.
I give it 2/10.
Anonymous asked: What would a perfect day for you entail? Also, what can automatically brighten or ruin your mood/day? Thanks uncle foxy :)
There are so many different kinds of perfect days. I like having my hair brushed, washed and cut. That always makes me happy. I feel satisfied if the house is clean when I go to bed. Getting fucked real good is nice, too.
I don’t like being hungry. If I don’t get to eat when I’m hungry I feel nauseous and tired and I get a headache. I become grumpy. If I’m really hungry I might even get a little bit teary-eyed.
Did I detect a How I Met Your Mother reference?
I don’t even know what that is.
Anonymous asked: What was your biggest dream when you were a kid?
To move out and have a life of my own.
Anonymous asked: What does make you laugh?
All the wrong things.
And my own jokes.
beeneverywhereseennothing asked: Hey Foxy, so I asked Pixie this question and she told me I should ask you too. What were some of the things you first learned about each other when you and Pixie moved in together?
Of course I’ve always known that she’s short but just how short, lol, no. I didn’t think about it. I had the kitchen renovated and built a walk-in-wardrobe without realising that she can’t reach the top shelves. (This was before she moved in.) Because it would be cruel to make her walk around with a step ladder I help her every time I hear the call, “Foxy, I can’t reach”. Sometimes several times a day. I’ve been thinking of reorganising the kitchen. I should to that.
Pixie likes to be warm. She likes to wear a onsie and wool socks. Wrapped in a duvet like a human burrito. If I need to catch her I just run a bath. She’ll be there. A warm bath is a Pixie trap. I’ve also learned that one of the evilest things to do is to steal her bath, get in there while she’s undressing in the other room.
She doesn’t eat much. You don’t notice until you share a fridge with someone. I used to buy too much food.
She changes underpants several times a day. I do our laundry and after only three days there can easily be nine pairs of panties in the basket. They’re not dirty. Yeah, I check. Not even sweaty most of the time. Yeah, I sniff. Why. Why so many pants. I didn’t know this before we moved in together. Well, she was definitely always wearing fresh pants.
Pixie doesn’t like tea that much. She used to drink tea at my place, very often too. I don’t understand what happened. Did she pretend to like tea to win me over? At least she likes olives.
She can’t blow her nose quietly.
This is shit. Okay, it vibrates so yay & woohoo but good luck getting your dick in. I want to return it without washing it.