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Anonymous said: So before you'd fallen in love with Pixie, you had no intention of finding love? A relationship? A partner? What was your plan at that point in your life?

I wouldn’t use the word “intention” here. I simply thought that I would never meet anyone I could fall in love with. I was 25 years old when I met Pixie. I think that most people have fallen in love or have had at least a crush by the time they are 25. That’s something that never happened to me. I was never romantically interested in anyone, at all. I never actually truly wanted anyone - something that I realised only after I met Pixie and learned what lust meant and felt like.

I didn’t have a grand plan. All I wanted was to have a life of my own and that plan didn’t include having a wife because I was certain that no-one would ever want me and that no-one would ever meet my impossibly high standards.

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I’m wearing a zebra turban and I look like I could be on the cover of Vogue. I just thought y’all should know…

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strangleholdclimax:

Foxy was acting like a monkey so I threw my vibrator at him. He dodged it and it hit the marble floor. Now it doesn’t work. It was my favourite, the red Lelo Mona. I understand that I probably shouldn’t be trying to murder people by throwing things but I still think that he should pay because of the way he laughed. I haven’t seen a smile that wide in a while. He even jumped up and down a bit and clapped his hands because he was so happy that it broke. He belongs in a kennel or some ape sanctuary.

I just wanted you to know what kind of person he really is. A broken vibrator should always be treated as a tragedy. Always. I need more people for Team Pixie. Don’t lose yourself to the dark side.

Propaganda.

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hornyshihtzu said: Ha, I promised not to send you any more 30 day challenges but I found a few interesting questions that I hope you could answer when you have time. 1. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors? 2. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone? 3. Could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

1. No, because I don’t want to have sex with anybody else but Pixie and none of my past teachers was even that hot. But to be honest, I’ve slept with my English teacher and my ballet teacher. But that was then. (I wasn’t even old enough.)

2. Yes.

3. I assume that by falling in love you mean romantic/sexual love. The answer to that is no. This question is kind of incompatible with me, though, because I’ve fallen in love only once in my life.

I think that everyone I love is beautiful but maybe that’s because I love them. Once you start loving someone they start looking more beautiful to you. And then again, if you’re a model but you happen to be a total bitch I will feel disgusted by your face no matter what your models.com ranking is.

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One my guilty pleasures is to go to a chatroom and use my name, Foxy. The first time I did it I didn’t realise that it could have been considered misleading because I’m so used to it; I’ve been Foxy since I was 5 years old. Soon I found out that most men thought that I was female. Nowadays I do it for fun. I log in with my name, a lot of guys start talking to me and mostly they just assume that I’m a woman and don’t ask. And because they don’t ask, I don’t tell. If they ask I never lie, though. The funniest part is when at some point they count 1 + 1 (I’m 6ft5, I’m married to a woman etc.) and have this infantile rage attack because they can’t believe that they’ve just had an hour-long stimulating, entertaining conversation with a man. It hurts their tiny balls so much that sometimes I get teary-eyed from laughing. Sexually insecure straight men are the funniest shit ever.

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sinning-as-always said: How do you feel about S/M?

The thought of hurting Pixie, even if she asked me to, is deeply upsetting. But I like to be punished sometimes. Certains forms of violence please me, but I wouldn’t let anybody else do it.

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Anonymous said: What are your thoughts on infidelity? Are you ever worried Pixie will cheat? How would you react if she did?

I’m not worried. Pixie is an honest person. If she wasn’t happy she would tell me, and then we’d try to fix things. If she cheated on me I’d be shocked because we’re so happy and I think that our sex life is amazing. And of course it would make me very sad.

But she would never ever do that.

Cheating is for losers.

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Anonymous said: Do you believe in soul mates?

No.

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