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Anonymous said: Do you - or have you - ever used class A drugs?

I have, yeah.


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Miriam Mayet, Lana Cooper / Bedways 2010 Germany

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justasmallcorner said: Hello from Canada! :) Do you ever feed your kitties table scraps?

The kitties don’t live with us anymore. They live with my friend and his boyfriend.


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So Pixie broke her favourite vibrator by throwing it on the floor. She blamed me so I offered to buy her a new one as a drachenfutter. I told her I’d order one online but then I forgot about it. She was sexting me earlier today and I think she assumes that the vibrator is going to be here and that we’re going to have a party. She’s going to be so pissed off. It’s like that one time when I forgot to buy tampons but even worse. It’s a vagina emergency and I’m screwed.

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Sometimes I think that Gary and I are weird. But it doesn’t feel weird, it feels right. It’s the way we’ve always been. Sadly, soon it’s not going to be like that anymore. Knowing this has already punched a hole in my heart that is bleeding. I can already feel the emptiness, and it hurts. I told him yesterday that I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. He said that he doesn’t know what he’s going to do without me. And then we just stared at each other. Like there’s a bomb between us about to go off and there’s nothing we can do about it. Pixie is my love but so is he, even if it’s unhealthy or fucked up or whatever.

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My best friend is spending the night with me. Yay, sleepover. He’s cooking. I love my Bambi.

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Anonymous said: What are some of your favorite things to do that help you unwind or relieve stress?

I don’t get stressed out that often but when I do I focus on solving the problem instead of distracting myself with something else. I don’t think I can unwind when I’m stressed out.

Drugs? Drugs are nice.

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