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Wednesday, April 23 /
Sometimes I write about our sex life but end up deleting them before posting. I want to tell the world, but at the same time I know that they’re not my secrets or stories to share, and that revealing too much would make me feel like a traitor. Please do know, Pixie, that I’ve had so many songs in my head and poems in my drafts but they’re never good enough. I obviously think that you’re a good fuck but putting it like that feels so wrong, a disgrace. You’re not “a good fuck”. You touch my soul. You’re the only person that I let touch my soul. I’m sorry that it has taken so long. Thank you for your patience. Thank you for your love.
Tuesday, April 22 /
salt-silver-oxygen asked: Do you think that after finding a steady relationship you masturbate less than before? I'm single and just wondering whether being in a relationship makes people masturbate less. Would you ever masturbate in front of your wife? Do you do it together?
You’re asking the wrong person.
I masturbate perhaps once or twice a year and it’s always been like that. I only do it when I’m so horny that I’m feeling desperate and it still doesn’t feel good. Sometimes I can’t even do it although I’d want to. It’s kind of embarrassing to be 31 years old and not knowing how to get yourself off. Maybe this is one of the reasons why I struggle to articulate my thoughts and desires. I’m not trying to hide anything from my wife on purpose. Whenever she asks me what I’d like her to do to me I don’t have an answer because I don’t know what I want. If I don’t know how to touch myself how can I advise someone else? However, nowadays I feel like I don’t even have to. She knows me better than I do.
I’ve watched her masturbate and I love it. Sadly, I cannot return the favour.
Sunday, April 20 /
Anonymous asked: you had sex with a 14 year old ?
Saturday, April 19 /
sinning-as-always asked: Your wife says you have the Charles Dance accent/voice. Do you agree?
I disagree. Everyone has their own unique voice. I find it hard to analyse mine because whenever I hear a recording of my own voice it sounds so strange and unfamiliar. I’ve had some people tell me that my voice doesn’t match my face, that it’s older and darker.
I grew up in North Kensington. No-one in my family spoke English so I got my accent elsewhere. I went to posh schools and had posh hobbies. And remember, this was the 1980’s so there wasn’t a lot of diversity e.g. when it came to newsreaders and their accents. Always RP. So I was mostly exposed to Standard English with received pronunciation. This might be a little difficult for foreigners to understand if they’re not familiar with the regional accent culture in the UK or which accents are traditionally thought to carry more prestige etc. The funny thing is, my accent in Finnish is ridiculous. I’ve been told that I sound like an Estonian pimp or like the guy who might steal your bike. Disclaimer: I’m not saying Estonians are criminals. This is only what I’ve been told by Pixie’s family and friends.
As I was trying to compare my accent with Charles Dance’s I found this.
Thursday, April 17 /
selfishsnobishmusiclover asked: Back in the days before you met Pixie, the women you slept with, did you choose them by their personality only. I'm asking because now I'm looking for meaningless sex, but I actually can't sleep with whose intelectuel level/personality doesn't suit me. Did you ever feel something like this?
I always chose them by their looks (although I think that the word “choose” is misleading here) because I didn’t know any of them well enough to use any other criteria. I never dated anyone or had sex with anyone more than once, for that matter. If possible, I tried to pick women that I most likely would never have to meet again. I also tried to avoid women who seemed somehow crazy, whatever that means. If I’d get that gut feeling that this person was going to be trouble I didn’t have sex with her.
You could say that my sex life used to be emotionally meaningless, impersonal, throwaway. For me sexual intercourse was never more intimate than how most people feel about masturbation.